Some people think there's more to life than success in the workplace. They're called "middle management."

This kid gets on the store-wide intercom at Wal-Mart and busts out Sir Mix-A-Lot.

This is what happens when corporations change pwn3rship.

Hey everyone! My name is Parker. I live in Corona del Mar, California and I am a die hard entrepreneur. Work from home on a part time basis and wouldn't have it any other way. My current project is the one I am most excited about and heres why... Enagic is a 33 year old Japanese company that did pulled in about $220,000,000 last year. They produce a machine that creates Kangen water. It is ionized, alkalized, and micro-clustered water. This counter top unit connects right to your tap. The most amazing thing about this water is once people start drinking this water they start to see dramatic changes in their health. From the foods we eat to the liquids we drink (yes bottled water) its all very acidic. When your body is acidic, it cant function properly. Acid reflux, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, tumors, cancer, and disease. I know your thinking to yourself that it sounds way too intense, but if you break everything down to a molecular level, you can see how high acid levels could do that. Dr. Otto Warburg, 1931, received the Nobel Peace Prize for discovering that cancer cells cannot survive in an alkaline environment, yet they thrive in an acidic environment. Our body's ph level is slightly alkaline at 7.365ph. Ionization separates the water into 2 parts, 1 alkaline and the other acidic. Micro clustering is great because it allows the water to hydrate ALL of your cells. The molecules in the water we are used to drinking has about 15 molecules clumped together. The process my water goes through reduces the cluster to about 5-6 molecules. Think of trying to fin a cluster of grapes into your mouth. It would be easier to eat a cluster of 5 than 15. Same thing happens with cells. if the water molecule cant fit in the opening of a cell, it cant be hydrated. So, thats that. go ahead and check out my videos i have posted. http://www.kangencare.com http://www.myspace.com/kangencare http://kangencare.com/compensation.html

Get Ready To Launch With The Winners Income Team. Online skilled games, social networking, instant messaging, blogs, and of course the money. Join A Winning Team Today.

and master! Spoof, funny, hilarious, comedy, motivation, training, learn direct, business, advice....Spoof funny hilarious comedy motivation training

My Sweet Hoe website commercial, PART II...awsome hoes drugs business money oeser internet web wow funny random Part Ass Kick